What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:15

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.